Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Joke of the Day-Nun And Cabbie
A nun got in a cab n tha cabbie sed: "sorry, but i've alwayz wondered wat kissin a nun wud be lyk..."

n tha nun sed: "well, r u single n christian?"

n tha cabbie sed: "yhh"

so they kissd...

n tha cabbie sed: "i hav a confesssion - im married n im jewish"

n tha nun sed: "well, my name's kevin n im goin 2 a halloween party"

Movie Quote of the Day-Lou Redwood: You calling me a jive turkey? (Semi Pro)

Sports Picks- Cavs over Wizards, Magic over Pistons, Mavs over Jazz, Red Wings over Bruins, Ducks over Pens

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